POP, LOCK, AND ROLL

THIS TWERP AINT GOT NOTHIN ON THIS

ONCE AGAIN, 80S RAP IS THE BEST SHIT ON EARTH

DUDES WENT ON TO MAKE NEW EDITION THE SHIT

GET YOUR VOLTRON

GOODIE MOB, FAT JOE, COMMON, MACK10, AND AFRIKA BAMBAATAA!!!! IF I COULD MAKE THESE CAPITALS ANY MORE CAPITAL, I WOULD!!



UPDATE: WIKIPEDIA INFORMS ME THAT THE FIRST FOUR ARTISTS RESPECTIVELY REPRESENT SOUTHERN, EAST COAST, MIDWEST, AND WEST COAST HIP-HOP. OF COURSE AFRIKA IS THE UNITIVE GRANDPA OF HIP HOP, AND THUS HIS SPINNING BASS THRONE SITS IN VOLTRON'S HEAD.

METHOD MAN AND ODB ARE SO HIGH! HOW HIGH ARE THEY?

THIS IS PART 4

HERES 1, 2, and 3.

I RECOMMEND WATCHING THEM IN BACKWARDS ORDER.

FRESH PRINCE PUTS THE RAP IN RAPE

NICE RIDE

DOGS RAPPIN BOUT CRACK, YO MAMA

WAY BEFORE JUELZ, CLIPSE, AND FUCKIN WILMER

ITS HARD OUT THERE FOR A MANAGER OF PROSTITUTES

ARE YOU CONSTANTLY CONFUSED AS TO WHAT THOSE NUTTY RAPPERS AND ROCKERS ARE TALKING ABOUT IN THEIR FUCKING SONGS???

http://slangcity.com/songs/index.htm!!!!

THIS SITE WILL HELP YOU GET FAMILIAR!!!!!


LIKE, JAY Z IS REALLY SAYING:

If you're having girl problems I feel bad for you, young man
I've got 99 problems but a woman isn't one of them

AND WATCH OUT FOR THE GAME CAUSE:

If a man steps on my white Nike Air Force One sneakers and makes them dirty
I will murder him

AND NO WONDER TWISTA RAPS SO FAST, HE'S GOTTA CRAM IN PERFECT SENTENCE STRUCTURE AND SYNTAX:

My ladies that are always drinking expensive Cristal champagne,
Always looking nice, wearing diamond belly button jewelry or bracelets
Girls that have large attractive thighs - I want to have sex with them in Chicago.
They'll have sex with R. Kelly and myself.

DON'T FORGET, THEY DO ROCK SONGS TOO:

UGLIEST RAPPER DENIES UGLINESS WITH RAP

IT TAKES ABOUT A MINUTE-TWENTY TO GET PAST SOME SILENT-HILL-ESQUE BULLSHIT, BUT BY GOD IS IT WORTH IT

THIS IS LIKE "WHAT'S UP FATLIP" WITHOUT THE BENEFITS



THAT'S NOT TO SAY THIS ISN'T THE BEST RAP VIDEO OF ALL OF RAP

MIAMI BASS CADETS

SOUL PLANE + CAR/BOOTY SHOW



SKI-DOS + RAINBOWS



YES + ESG

PRETEEN RAPPERS RAPPING RAP RAP

YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS... THE HOOK ROOM!!