EVEN GOOGLE MAKES MISTAKES

OR MAYBE THIS IS JUST THE NEW DIRECTION OF CHEAP, SECOND-HAND ENTERTAINMENT?

(PERMALINK TO THE MAP)

PRISON PERSONALS

WWW.HOTPRISONPALS.COM FUCK YEAHH!!!!!!!

We bring you pen pals looking for love -- that just happen to be incarcerated.

"HOW IT WORKS":


WHAT YOU GET:

TRANSLANGTION UPDATE

THE SITE DOES MOVIE LINES TOO!!!



http://slangcity.com/movie_quote/index.htm

ITS HARD OUT THERE FOR A MANAGER OF PROSTITUTES

ARE YOU CONSTANTLY CONFUSED AS TO WHAT THOSE NUTTY RAPPERS AND ROCKERS ARE TALKING ABOUT IN THEIR FUCKING SONGS???

http://slangcity.com/songs/index.htm!!!!

THIS SITE WILL HELP YOU GET FAMILIAR!!!!!


LIKE, JAY Z IS REALLY SAYING:

If you're having girl problems I feel bad for you, young man
I've got 99 problems but a woman isn't one of them

AND WATCH OUT FOR THE GAME CAUSE:

If a man steps on my white Nike Air Force One sneakers and makes them dirty
I will murder him

AND NO WONDER TWISTA RAPS SO FAST, HE'S GOTTA CRAM IN PERFECT SENTENCE STRUCTURE AND SYNTAX:

My ladies that are always drinking expensive Cristal champagne,
Always looking nice, wearing diamond belly button jewelry or bracelets
Girls that have large attractive thighs - I want to have sex with them in Chicago.
They'll have sex with R. Kelly and myself.

DON'T FORGET, THEY DO ROCK SONGS TOO:

EVERYBODY LOVES A UTAHN

FINALLY, A WEBSITE THAT CATALOGS SUCH TYPICAL UTAH NAMES AS TAYGON, GATOBON, JILBEAR, LACLEDE, SPIJKER, T-VIVE, AND THANKFUL FLOOD.

HUNDREDS MORE:
http://wesclark.com/ubn/

FROM THE CREATOR'S PSEUDO-DISCLAIMER:

Perhaps the name lists on the left (by no means comprehensive) will amuse you. Perhaps they will offend you. Perhaps you will find your name, or the name of a relative, on them. Or perhaps you will be so enchanted by a particular name that you'll want to bestow it upon one of your own offspring. If that is your plan, first do this: go to the back door, fling it open and yell the name at the top of your lungs six or eight times, because that's how it's going to be heard for the next eighteen years. And remember, when little Wynante (boy or girl, you choose) grows up, you'll have to live with the consequences.

THEY GET TO CHOOSE THEIR BABY'S GENDER!

SLC "PUN"K

http://www.sconecutter.com

MCDONALDS WEBSITE IS ASIAN

http://www.i-am-asian.com/



YEAR OF THE DOG, YEAR OF THE DOG