Saturday, December 30, 2006

Wednesday, December 27, 2006

JAPANESE INVENT ROBOT THAT DOESN'T LIKE BEING ANNOYED



VIA CHANNEL 53

WIKIPEDIA GETS VANDALIZED BY GAY LOVE NOTE

DOING DEEP RESEARCH FOR THE LAST POST I CAME ACROSS THIS



WHICH IS A WIKIPEDIA ENTRY THAT STARTS OFF WITH:

    Will Heylings im so sorry about the ball i hope this amazing wikipedia page makes up for it bahaha i bet it gets deleted b4 u see it but oh well ly in a non gay way


IF U KNOW WILL HEYLINGS PLEASE TELL HIM TO JUST LET IT GO

ANCIENT BEER OPENER DISCOVERED

THANK GOD ARCHIMEDES CAME ALONG AND INVENTED THE LOCK-AND-POP METHOD, EUREKA!

Tuesday, December 26, 2006

DEATH OF A QUESTION MARK GUY

ACT ONE: BURSTS OUT



ACT TWO: SELLS OUT



ACT THREE: BURNS OUT

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2M7LihKK3cg
(EMBEDDING DISABLED!! BUT IF YOU WANT TO SEE HOW RITALIN WORKS, CLICK DAT LINK)

NYTIMES REPLIES TO MY LAST POST




FROM AN 11/19/06 ARTICLE BY MY LADY LOLA OGUNNAIKE:


    Sporting architectural haircuts that haven’t been seen since the Reagan administration and clothes that looked borrowed from the closets of Run-D.M.C. and Theo Huxtable, a group of young black men who call themselves the Retro Kids were turning heads the other evening at a party for Parish, a new urban clothing line.

    “When we walk down the street, people look at us like we’ve been stuck in a time capsule for 15 years,” said Ladaz Marshall, 20, who was wearing snug acid-washed jeans, leopard-print high-top Pumas and a Reebok track jacket from 1988 that he found on eBay. “But this is how we really dress every day. We love it.”

    The crew of eight range in age from 18 to 27 and hail from Brooklyn, Queens and Long Island. Many attend Nassau Community College and they all share an obsession for all things ’80s: hip-hop films like “Beat Street,” “Krush Groove” and “Breakin’ ”; ancient gadgets like the beeper; dances like the Running Man and Roger Rabbit.


SHE ALSO SUBVERSIVELY KNOCKS JAY Z OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Monday, December 25, 2006

MIAMI BASS CADETS

SOUL PLANE + CAR/BOOTY SHOW



SKI-DOS + RAINBOWS



YES + ESG

Sunday, December 24, 2006

THIS VIDEO IS ABOUT SOMETHING I THINK



WHO KNEW DAVID LEE ROTH COULD GET UGLIER

DANCING MIDGET SLAPS



WATCH HIM DANCE

WII CONTROLLER USED IN FIGHT

THE MONKS FUCK WITH GERMAN TV

ROYGBIVROYGBIVROYGBIV

JACKSON 5 DIETIES BESTOW EARTH WITH RAINBOWS



VIA CHANNEL 53

50S FILM TEACHES TO NOT BE AN UGLY SLUT

WHATS YOUR PROBLEM

TEEN TITANS TELEPLAY STARRING 40SOMETHINGS



THERES PARTS 2-5 AS WELL, CHECK THEM OUT IF YOU ARE MAN ENOUGH

DANCING MIDGET DANCES

FIRST TERMINATOR SOLVES RUBIKS CUBE

LET'S PAINT, EXERCISE, & BLEND DRINKS TV

THAT'S IT





ICP HELP DEFINE WHITE TRASH

ROOMBA CINEMA PRESENTS PLANET OF THE APES

91 SHOWS US WHAT THE 80S ARE ALL ABOUT

TUNE IN, GROOVE ON, BUST OUT

PRETEEN RAPPERS RAPPING RAP RAP

YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS... THE HOOK ROOM!!

WHY TWINS WAS A SUCCESS

EVERYBODY IS THE SAME ON THE INSIDE

80S MUSIC AS TOLD BY MEXICO

FROM BREAK DANCE PERVERSION



TO WALL OF VOODOO IN COLORS



WHICH ENDS WITH A DAVIDBYRNESQUE INTERVIEW WITH ROBERT SMITH AND HITLER