RUSSIAN SURREALISM: EVEN TALKING ANIMALS GET DRUNK

ALSO, THE FAIRIES AND GNOMES GET CRUNK



VIA WFMU

GERMANS SHOW US YOU CAN MAKE MUSIC WITH COMPUTERS

FELL IN LOVE WITH A GIRL ON COMMODORE 64

OR

TAKE ON ME IN GERMANY



OR HOW ABOUT

VEIRD SCIENCE

(WIA CHANNEL 53)

WHEN FIREWORKS ATTACK

AND THE WORST ONE OF ALL

TV COMMERCIALS MAKE US HATE THE PAST 25 YEARS

KYLIE DOMINATED BY LOVE, ACID

FURRY RAVE FURRY RAVE FURRY RAVE

ANCIENT BEER OPENER DISCOVERED

THANK GOD ARCHIMEDES CAME ALONG AND INVENTED THE LOCK-AND-POP METHOD, EUREKA!

NYTIMES REPLIES TO MY LAST POST

FROM AN 11/19/06 ARTICLE BY MY LADY LOLA OGUNNAIKE:

Sporting architectural haircuts that haven’t been seen since the Reagan administration and clothes that looked borrowed from the closets of Run-D.M.C. and Theo Huxtable, a group of young black men who call themselves the Retro Kids were turning heads the other evening at a party for Parish, a new urban clothing line.

“When we walk down the street, people look at us like we’ve been stuck in a time capsule for 15 years,” said Ladaz Marshall, 20, who was wearing snug acid-washed jeans, leopard-print high-top Pumas and a Reebok track jacket from 1988 that he found on eBay. “But this is how we really dress every day. We love it.”

The crew of eight range in age from 18 to 27 and hail from Brooklyn, Queens and Long Island. Many attend Nassau Community College and they all share an obsession for all things ’80s: hip-hop films like “Beat Street,” “Krush Groove” and “Breakin’ ”; ancient gadgets like the beeper; dances like the Running Man and Roger Rabbit.

SHE ALSO SUBVERSIVELY KNOCKS JAY Z OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

MIAMI BASS CADETS

SOUL PLANE + CAR/BOOTY SHOW



SKI-DOS + RAINBOWS



YES + ESG

ROYGBIVROYGBIVROYGBIV

JACKSON 5 DIETIES BESTOW EARTH WITH RAINBOWS

VIA CHANNEL 53

LET'S PAINT, EXERCISE, & BLEND DRINKS TV

THAT'S IT

91 SHOWS US WHAT THE 80S ARE ALL ABOUT

TUNE IN, GROOVE ON, BUST OUT