WHEN FIREWORKS ATTACK

AND THE WORST ONE OF ALL

TRANSLANGTION UPDATE

THE SITE DOES MOVIE LINES TOO!!!



http://slangcity.com/movie_quote/index.htm

ITS HARD OUT THERE FOR A MANAGER OF PROSTITUTES

ARE YOU CONSTANTLY CONFUSED AS TO WHAT THOSE NUTTY RAPPERS AND ROCKERS ARE TALKING ABOUT IN THEIR FUCKING SONGS???

http://slangcity.com/songs/index.htm!!!!

THIS SITE WILL HELP YOU GET FAMILIAR!!!!!


LIKE, JAY Z IS REALLY SAYING:

If you're having girl problems I feel bad for you, young man
I've got 99 problems but a woman isn't one of them

AND WATCH OUT FOR THE GAME CAUSE:

If a man steps on my white Nike Air Force One sneakers and makes them dirty
I will murder him

AND NO WONDER TWISTA RAPS SO FAST, HE'S GOTTA CRAM IN PERFECT SENTENCE STRUCTURE AND SYNTAX:

My ladies that are always drinking expensive Cristal champagne,
Always looking nice, wearing diamond belly button jewelry or bracelets
Girls that have large attractive thighs - I want to have sex with them in Chicago.
They'll have sex with R. Kelly and myself.

DON'T FORGET, THEY DO ROCK SONGS TOO:

WEIRD AL DOES DEVO BETTER THAN DEVO

APPARENTLY MOTHERSBAUGH CALLED THIS THE PERFECT DEVO SONG



IT WAS ALSO IN TRANSFORMERS!!! HOW COME THE HIPSTERS ARENT ALL OVER THIS BITCH??

MENEATER

EVERYBODY LOVES A UTAHN

FINALLY, A WEBSITE THAT CATALOGS SUCH TYPICAL UTAH NAMES AS TAYGON, GATOBON, JILBEAR, LACLEDE, SPIJKER, T-VIVE, AND THANKFUL FLOOD.

HUNDREDS MORE:
http://wesclark.com/ubn/

FROM THE CREATOR'S PSEUDO-DISCLAIMER:

Perhaps the name lists on the left (by no means comprehensive) will amuse you. Perhaps they will offend you. Perhaps you will find your name, or the name of a relative, on them. Or perhaps you will be so enchanted by a particular name that you'll want to bestow it upon one of your own offspring. If that is your plan, first do this: go to the back door, fling it open and yell the name at the top of your lungs six or eight times, because that's how it's going to be heard for the next eighteen years. And remember, when little Wynante (boy or girl, you choose) grows up, you'll have to live with the consequences.

THEY GET TO CHOOSE THEIR BABY'S GENDER!

GERMAN 80S POP ABOUT SPACE

TV COMMERCIALS MAKE US HATE THE PAST 25 YEARS

KYLIE DOMINATED BY LOVE, ACID

SLC "PUN"K

http://www.sconecutter.com

ORSON WELLES COMPETES WITH COPPOLA WINE

DIO-TOPIA

MCDONALDS WEBSITE IS ASIAN

http://www.i-am-asian.com/



YEAR OF THE DOG, YEAR OF THE DOG

HEADBANGERS BAWL

WHAT TEDDY ROOSEVELT SHOULD'VE DONE

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THE FLASH IS A FAT KID

VIA THE DOPE KIDS AT CHANNEL 53

TINFOIL DUMMIES ATTACK FLESH&BLOOD DUMMIES

FROM THE SAME GUYS IN THE LAST POST

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PS1TjBh9cyg
EMBEDDING DISABALLED!!!!! BUT IF YOUVE NEVER SEEN A TINFOIL MAN WITH A TINFOIL DICK BEFORE, I SUGGEST YOU CHECK THIS ISH OUT.

THIS IS ABOUT A PLUMBER WHO IS RAPED

FURRY RAVE FURRY RAVE FURRY RAVE

THE REAL GHOST RIDER NEVER CRASHED HIS WHIP

THE KNIFE MAKE US FORGET THE PAST 25 YEARS

UGLIEST RAPPER DENIES UGLINESS WITH RAP

IT TAKES ABOUT A MINUTE-TWENTY TO GET PAST SOME SILENT-HILL-ESQUE BULLSHIT, BUT BY GOD IS IT WORTH IT

THIS IS LIKE "WHAT'S UP FATLIP" WITHOUT THE BENEFITS



THAT'S NOT TO SAY THIS ISN'T THE BEST RAP VIDEO OF ALL OF RAP