HI, MY NAME IS THE 80'S, AND I'M AWESOME

(VIA CHANNEL 53)

PUNCH OUT THE TIME CLOCK

CRAIGSLIST POST KNOWS WHAT HIPSTERS WANT:

Casting Call for Mike Tyson's Punchout

Reply to: job-318093292@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-04-24, 5:43PM EDT

Capacity Films and SamDar Productions is conducting an on going casting call for Mike Tysons Punchout. An independent film based off the original video game. Many roles have been filled, but we are still currently looking for the following...

VON KAISER - 25+/Caucasian/Mustached

KING HIPPO - 21+/Any Ethnicity/Overweight & Bald

SODA POPINSKI - 25+/Caucasian/Tall

SUPER MARIO

We also need tons of Extras to fill up the boxing pavillion:

-Fight Crowd
-Photographers
-Yakuza Mobsters
-Ring Girls

LIFE IMITATES THREE NINJAS

THE COMMENTS ARE PRETTY AWESOME TOO

SHAQ ATTACKS, DOES NOT LOOK BACK

UPDATE: REPOSTED VIDEO, SECOND ANGLE, SNARKY COMMENTATORS

ANOTHER ORWELLIAN APPLE AD

VIA GIZMODO

SO THIS IS WHO INVENTED DAFT PUNK & THE KNIFE

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RESPECTIVELY

(THE LATTER FROM CHUNNEL 53

THIS MAN'S SUIT IS MADE OF EVERYTHING

VIA CHANNEL 53 OF COURSE

AT LEAST THESE DOGS AINT NARCOLEPTIC