A FUCKING ROBOT

(VIA GIZMODO)

TRON SHOES TRON SHOES TRON SHOES

"OH HEY DUDE NICE REEBS. SHOULD BE GOOD FOR THIS SPELUNKING ADVENTURE WERE ABOUT TO EMBARK ON"



"OKAY HERES THE FIRST CAVE, IT LOOKS PRETTY DARK. OH SHIT WATCH OUT YOURE ABOUT TO STEP IN BAT SHI— HO MY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD"



"WHAT THE FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF"



"NICE UPS!!!!"



"FUCKIN GOD MANDOG, YOU FUCKIN ACE!"


THESE TRON SHOES HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH THE INTERNET. EXCEPT BEING AWESOME AND I GUESS THE TRON WORLD IS A LOT LIKE WHAT THE INTERNET MUST LOOK LIKE TO ALL THE ANTHROPOMORPHIC BYTES LIVING INSIDE IT.

BE A TRON MAN, DOG!

(VIA HIGHSNOBIETY)

DUDE WITH NO NUTS GETS MOCKED FOR SOME REASON

FURBY. IN. MICROWAVE. OVEN. FUCK, MAN. FUCK.

TURKISH STAR WARS LEGITIMIZED BY ALT METAL

RUSSIAN SURREALISM: EVEN TALKING ANIMALS GET DRUNK

ALSO, THE FAIRIES AND GNOMES GET CRUNK



VIA WFMU

FRESH PRINCE PUTS THE RAP IN RAPE

NICE RIDE

GERMANS SHOW US YOU CAN MAKE MUSIC WITH COMPUTERS

FELL IN LOVE WITH A GIRL ON COMMODORE 64

OR

TAKE ON ME IN GERMANY



OR HOW ABOUT

VEIRD SCIENCE

(WIA CHANNEL 53)

PRISON PERSONALS

WWW.HOTPRISONPALS.COM FUCK YEAHH!!!!!!!

We bring you pen pals looking for love -- that just happen to be incarcerated.

"HOW IT WORKS":


WHAT YOU GET:

EVERYBODY SHITS AND FUCKING SINGS ABOUT IT

AND THE MICROSOFT CEO GOES FUCKING NUTS

I LOVE THIS COCAINE

WINDOWS AD THINKS 9 TO 5 IS A JOKE

WHY DO THEY WAIT UNTIL THE END CREDITS TO USE THE MISSION IMPOSSIBLE THEME?

WIKIPEDIA VANDALIZED BY SALAMANDER MARK?

DOING DEEP RESEARCH FOR DOLLARZ



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salamander

DOGS RAPPIN BOUT CRACK, YO MAMA

WAY BEFORE JUELZ, CLIPSE, AND FUCKIN WILMER