Tuesday, October 30, 2007

Monday, September 3, 2007

Tuesday, August 21, 2007

Saturday, August 11, 2007

Monday, July 23, 2007

INTERBEASTIALITY



AINT NOTHIN MORE BEAUTIFUL

Sunday, July 22, 2007

TECHNOPHILIA

IRONICALLY THIS VIDEO PROVES HOW IT'S POSSIBLE FOR AN ITALO VIDEO TO HAVE SHITTY COMPUTER GRAPHICS.

VINCE NEIL (AND CRUE) TACKLE NONCONFORMITY

WITH NICOTINE!!!!!!!



NOTICE THE GREAT COMEDIC STYLINGS OF MICHAEL BERRYMAN, THE MUTANT BIKER FROM WEIRD SCIENCE. ACCORDING TO WIKIPEDIA, "Berryman generally portrays mutant bikers, evil undertakers, monsters and other frightening characters." HAHA.

ITALO'S VERSION OF ROCK N ROLL HIGH SCHOOL



WHY ARE THE TEACHERS WEARING GRADUATION ROBES?

ALSO THE LIVE VERSION FEATURES BETTER OUTFITS FROM THOSE TWO PEDOPHILES.

Monday, July 9, 2007

PAC MAN PAC FANS



FROM THE GENIUSES BEHIND PAPERRAD

POP, LOCK, AND ROLL



THIS TWERP AINT GOT NOTHIN ON THIS

ONCE AGAIN, 80S RAP IS THE BEST SHIT ON EARTH



DUDES WENT ON TO MAKE NEW EDITION THE SHIT

Friday, July 6, 2007

EVEN GOOGLE MAKES MISTAKES



OR MAYBE THIS IS JUST THE NEW DIRECTION OF CHEAP, SECOND-HAND ENTERTAINMENT?

(PERMALINK TO THE MAP)

WILL THEY EVER STOP MAKING GOOD 80S VIDEOS?

Monday, July 2, 2007

Thursday, June 28, 2007

WHAT'S BETTER THAN A LAUGHING BABY?

FOUR LAUGHING BABIES!!

Tuesday, June 19, 2007

Thursday, June 14, 2007

HOW TO BECOME A PLAYBOY BUNNY

WARNING: THE MOVIE IS PAUSED ON THE FIRST FRAME FOR LIKE 45 SECONDS. SKIP AHEAD. THERE'S BOOBS.



IT'S FROM THIS MOVIE

THESE GIRLS ARE FUCKED!!



FROM THE WEBSITE:

    Here you'll find Pedal Pumping videos and pictures of sexy young girls who got stuck hopeless with their car, jeep, suv or van in the mud, snow, sand clay or wet gras.

Saturday, June 9, 2007

I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE MURDERBALL WITH THESE



HOPEFULLY ITS GOT BETTER BALANCE THAN THIS FUCKER

Wednesday, June 6, 2007

Monday, June 4, 2007

Thursday, May 24, 2007

SUPERMAN HAS WAY MORE FUN IN INDIA

THE ONLY COOL THING IN BASEBALL



ALL YOU REALLY NEED TO SEE IS NUMBER 4 (AROUND 1:45). I WISH I COULD SAY THE REST ARE BAD ASS BUT THEY REALLY JUST PROVE HOW BASEBALLERS ARE JUST FUCKIN WEAK SAUCE.

EXCEPT THIS IS PRETTY SWEET:

Thursday, May 17, 2007

GERMAN CHILDREN DONT LIKE COMPUTERS



POSITIVE THINKING POSITIVE THINKING POSITIVE THINKING

FAT ITALIAN DUDE SINGS (DISCO)



I IMAGINE THIS IS WHAT RECONSTRUCTIONIST SERVICES ARE LIKE

IF THIS BAND WEREN'T POISON THEY'D BE GOOD

THEY'RE LIKE IF GWAR HAD BEEN AS BIG OF AN INFLUENCE AS THEY SHOULDA BEEN



AT LEAST THEY LIKE TERMINATOR A LOT

ALSO HERE'S A SONG OF THIERS ABOUT GUNS

DRILLING INTO THE SKY WITH BUILDINGS

Monday, May 7, 2007

Wednesday, May 2, 2007

Thursday, April 26, 2007

PUNCH OUT THE TIME CLOCK

CRAIGSLIST POST KNOWS WHAT HIPSTERS WANT:

    Casting Call for Mike Tyson's Punchout

    Reply to: job-318093292@craigslist.org
    Date: 2007-04-24, 5:43PM EDT

    Capacity Films and SamDar Productions is conducting an on going casting call for Mike Tysons Punchout. An independent film based off the original video game. Many roles have been filled, but we are still currently looking for the following...

    VON KAISER - 25+/Caucasian/Mustached

    KING HIPPO - 21+/Any Ethnicity/Overweight & Bald

    SODA POPINSKI - 25+/Caucasian/Tall

    SUPER MARIO

    We also need tons of Extras to fill up the boxing pavillion:

    -Fight Crowd
    -Photographers
    -Yakuza Mobsters
    -Ring Girls

Monday, April 16, 2007

LIFE IMITATES THREE NINJAS



THE COMMENTS ARE PRETTY AWESOME TOO

Sunday, April 15, 2007

SHAQ ATTACKS, DOES NOT LOOK BACK

UPDATE: REPOSTED VIDEO, SECOND ANGLE, SNARKY COMMENTATORS

ANOTHER ORWELLIAN APPLE AD



VIA GIZMODO

Friday, April 6, 2007

Wednesday, April 4, 2007

Tuesday, April 3, 2007

Thursday, March 29, 2007

Monday, March 26, 2007

GET YOUR VOLTRON

GOODIE MOB, FAT JOE, COMMON, MACK10, AND AFRIKA BAMBAATAA!!!! IF I COULD MAKE THESE CAPITALS ANY MORE CAPITAL, I WOULD!!



UPDATE: WIKIPEDIA INFORMS ME THAT THE FIRST FOUR ARTISTS RESPECTIVELY REPRESENT SOUTHERN, EAST COAST, MIDWEST, AND WEST COAST HIP-HOP. OF COURSE AFRIKA IS THE UNITIVE GRANDPA OF HIP HOP, AND THUS HIS SPINNING BASS THRONE SITS IN VOLTRON'S HEAD.

Saturday, March 24, 2007

HR GIGER COUNTER REGISTERING DANGEROUS LEVELS



GIGER GIGER GIGER GIGER GIGER GIGER GIGER GIGER DEBBIE HARRY GIGER GIGER GIGER GIGER

Tuesday, March 20, 2007

METHOD MAN AND ODB ARE SO HIGH! HOW HIGH ARE THEY?



THIS IS PART 4

HERES 1, 2, and 3.

I RECOMMEND WATCHING THEM IN BACKWARDS ORDER.

Monday, March 19, 2007

JAPANESE INVENT CHIMP+DOG FITNESS CHAMPS

THEYRE ALWAYS ONE STEP AHEAD OF US

Thursday, March 15, 2007

ITALO STAR WARS

WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF LUKE SKYWALKER SMOKED UP WITH DAFT PUNK AND MADE SOME JAMS?? ITALO DISCO STAR KOTO HAS THE MUSICAL ANSWER!!



IF ANYBODY WOULD LIKE TO SUBMIT ANOTHER ANSWER (IN ANY MEDIUM), PLEASE FEEL FUCKIN FREE TO DO SO.

Wednesday, February 28, 2007

A FUCKING ROBOT



(VIA GIZMODO)

TRON SHOES TRON SHOES TRON SHOES

"OH HEY DUDE NICE REEBS. SHOULD BE GOOD FOR THIS SPELUNKING ADVENTURE WERE ABOUT TO EMBARK ON"



"OKAY HERES THE FIRST CAVE, IT LOOKS PRETTY DARK. OH SHIT WATCH OUT YOURE ABOUT TO STEP IN BAT SHI— HO MY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD"



"WHAT THE FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF"



"NICE UPS!!!!"



"FUCKIN GOD MANDOG, YOU FUCKIN ACE!"


THESE TRON SHOES HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH THE INTERNET. EXCEPT BEING AWESOME AND I GUESS THE TRON WORLD IS A LOT LIKE WHAT THE INTERNET MUST LOOK LIKE TO ALL THE ANTHROPOMORPHIC BYTES LIVING INSIDE IT.

BE A TRON MAN, DOG!

(VIA HIGHSNOBIETY)

Friday, February 23, 2007

Sunday, February 18, 2007

GERMANS SHOW US YOU CAN MAKE MUSIC WITH COMPUTERS

FELL IN LOVE WITH A GIRL ON COMMODORE 64

OR

TAKE ON ME IN GERMANY



OR HOW ABOUT

VEIRD SCIENCE

(WIA CHANNEL 53)

Tuesday, February 13, 2007

PRISON PERSONALS

WWW.HOTPRISONPALS.COM FUCK YEAHH!!!!!!!

    We bring you pen pals looking for love -- that just happen to be incarcerated.


"HOW IT WORKS":


WHAT YOU GET:

Thursday, February 8, 2007

EVERYBODY SHITS AND FUCKING SINGS ABOUT IT

AND THE MICROSOFT CEO GOES FUCKING NUTS



I LOVE THIS COCAINE

WINDOWS AD THINKS 9 TO 5 IS A JOKE



WHY DO THEY WAIT UNTIL THE END CREDITS TO USE THE MISSION IMPOSSIBLE THEME?

WIKIPEDIA VANDALIZED BY SALAMANDER MARK?

DOING DEEP RESEARCH FOR DOLLARZ



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salamander

Wednesday, February 7, 2007

DOGS RAPPIN BOUT CRACK, YO MAMA

WAY BEFORE JUELZ, CLIPSE, AND FUCKIN WILMER

Monday, January 29, 2007

WHEN FIREWORKS ATTACK







AND THE WORST ONE OF ALL

TRANSLANGTION UPDATE

THE SITE DOES MOVIE LINES TOO!!!



http://slangcity.com/movie_quote/index.htm

Sunday, January 28, 2007

ITS HARD OUT THERE FOR A MANAGER OF PROSTITUTES

ARE YOU CONSTANTLY CONFUSED AS TO WHAT THOSE NUTTY RAPPERS AND ROCKERS ARE TALKING ABOUT IN THEIR FUCKING SONGS???

http://slangcity.com/songs/index.htm!!!!

THIS SITE WILL HELP YOU GET FAMILIAR!!!!!


LIKE, JAY Z IS REALLY SAYING:

    If you're having girl problems I feel bad for you, young man
    I've got 99 problems but a woman isn't one of them

AND WATCH OUT FOR THE GAME CAUSE:
    If a man steps on my white Nike Air Force One sneakers and makes them dirty
    I will murder him

AND NO WONDER TWISTA RAPS SO FAST, HE'S GOTTA CRAM IN PERFECT SENTENCE STRUCTURE AND SYNTAX:
    My ladies that are always drinking expensive Cristal champagne,
    Always looking nice, wearing diamond belly button jewelry or bracelets
    Girls that have large attractive thighs - I want to have sex with them in Chicago.
    They'll have sex with R. Kelly and myself.

DON'T FORGET, THEY DO ROCK SONGS TOO:

Friday, January 26, 2007

WEIRD AL DOES DEVO BETTER THAN DEVO

APPARENTLY MOTHERSBAUGH CALLED THIS THE PERFECT DEVO SONG



IT WAS ALSO IN TRANSFORMERS!!! HOW COME THE HIPSTERS ARENT ALL OVER THIS BITCH??

Thursday, January 25, 2007

MENEATER



EVERYBODY LOVES A UTAHN

FINALLY, A WEBSITE THAT CATALOGS SUCH TYPICAL UTAH NAMES AS TAYGON, GATOBON, JILBEAR, LACLEDE, SPIJKER, T-VIVE, AND THANKFUL FLOOD.

HUNDREDS MORE:
http://wesclark.com/ubn/

FROM THE CREATOR'S PSEUDO-DISCLAIMER:

    Perhaps the name lists on the left (by no means comprehensive) will amuse you. Perhaps they will offend you. Perhaps you will find your name, or the name of a relative, on them. Or perhaps you will be so enchanted by a particular name that you'll want to bestow it upon one of your own offspring. If that is your plan, first do this: go to the back door, fling it open and yell the name at the top of your lungs six or eight times, because that's how it's going to be heard for the next eighteen years. And remember, when little Wynante (boy or girl, you choose) grows up, you'll have to live with the consequences.


THEY GET TO CHOOSE THEIR BABY'S GENDER!

Friday, January 19, 2007

Wednesday, January 17, 2007

Friday, January 12, 2007

DIO-TOPIA

MCDONALDS WEBSITE IS ASIAN

http://www.i-am-asian.com/



YEAR OF THE DOG, YEAR OF THE DOG

HEADBANGERS BAWL

Tuesday, January 9, 2007

WHAT TEDDY ROOSEVELT SHOULD'VE DONE

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Monday, January 8, 2007

THE FLASH IS A FAT KID



VIA THE DOPE KIDS AT CHANNEL 53

TINFOIL DUMMIES ATTACK FLESH&BLOOD DUMMIES

FROM THE SAME GUYS IN THE LAST POST

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PS1TjBh9cyg
EMBEDDING DISABALLED!!!!! BUT IF YOUVE NEVER SEEN A TINFOIL MAN WITH A TINFOIL DICK BEFORE, I SUGGEST YOU CHECK THIS ISH OUT.

Saturday, January 6, 2007

Thursday, January 4, 2007

Tuesday, January 2, 2007

UGLIEST RAPPER DENIES UGLINESS WITH RAP

IT TAKES ABOUT A MINUTE-TWENTY TO GET PAST SOME SILENT-HILL-ESQUE BULLSHIT, BUT BY GOD IS IT WORTH IT

THIS IS LIKE "WHAT'S UP FATLIP" WITHOUT THE BENEFITS



THAT'S NOT TO SAY THIS ISN'T THE BEST RAP VIDEO OF ALL OF RAP