i got the fuckin internet goin nuts

youtube fuckshit testnugget

2010-02-10T00:26:00.002-05:00

DUTCH ARE FUNNY FUCKS

2007-10-30T21:17:00.000-05:00

SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP

2007-10-03T22:35:00.001-05:00

I FOUND COMEDY IN THE MUSLIM WORLD

2007-09-03T20:33:00.000-05:00

LIGHTNING STRIKES A FUCKING AIRPLANE

2007-08-30T04:46:00.000-05:00

CYNDI LAUPER & GOONIES MAKE WRESTLING A JOKE

2007-08-21T12:12:00.000-05:00

DON'T MISS THE GAY SPIELBERG CAMEO

POST-APOCRYPHA-LYPTIC

2007-08-11T16:26:00.000-05:00

INTERBEASTIALITY

2007-07-23T19:26:00.001-05:00

AINT NOTHIN MORE BEAUTIFUL

TECHNOPHILIA

2007-07-22T20:19:00.001-05:00

IRONICALLY THIS VIDEO PROVES HOW IT'S POSSIBLE FOR AN ITALO VIDEO TO HAVE SHITTY COMPUTER GRAPHICS.

VINCE NEIL (AND CRUE) TACKLE NONCONFORMITY

2007-07-22T19:59:00.000-05:00

WITH NICOTINE!!!!!!!

NOTICE THE GREAT COMEDIC STYLINGS OF MICHAEL BERRYMAN, THE MUTANT BIKER FROM WEIRD SCIENCE. ACCORDING TO WIKIPEDIA, "Berryman generally portrays mutant bikers, evil undertakers, monsters and other frightening characters." HAHA.

ITALO'S VERSION OF ROCK N ROLL HIGH SCHOOL

2007-07-22T19:50:00.000-05:00

WHY ARE THE TEACHERS WEARING GRADUATION ROBES?

ALSO THE LIVE VERSION FEATURES BETTER OUTFITS FROM THOSE TWO PEDOPHILES.

PAC MAN PAC FANS

2007-07-09T23:20:00.000-05:00

FROM THE GENIUSES BEHIND PAPERRAD

POP, LOCK, AND ROLL

2007-07-09T23:12:00.000-05:00

THIS TWERP AINT GOT NOTHIN ON THIS

ONCE AGAIN, 80S RAP IS THE BEST SHIT ON EARTH

2007-07-09T22:37:00.000-05:00

DUDES WENT ON TO MAKE NEW EDITION THE SHIT

EVEN GOOGLE MAKES MISTAKES

2007-07-06T13:00:00.000-05:00

OR MAYBE THIS IS JUST THE NEW DIRECTION OF CHEAP, SECOND-HAND ENTERTAINMENT?

(PERMALINK TO THE MAP)

WILL THEY EVER STOP MAKING GOOD 80S VIDEOS?

2007-07-06T12:21:00.000-05:00

BEFORE THE KNIFE, KARIN DREIJER WAS STILL BEAUTIFUL

2007-07-02T21:56:00.000-05:00

AND INSANE

WHAT'S BETTER THAN A LAUGHING BABY?

2007-06-28T12:19:00.000-05:00

FOUR LAUGHING BABIES!!

MORE NON PORN: CHICK SMASHES SHITTY LAPTOP

2007-06-19T19:12:00.000-05:00

NICE SPEX

HOW TO BECOME A PLAYBOY BUNNY

2007-06-14T14:42:00.000-05:00

WARNING: THE MOVIE IS PAUSED ON THE FIRST FRAME FOR LIKE 45 SECONDS. SKIP AHEAD. THERE'S BOOBS.

IT'S FROM THIS MOVIE

THESE GIRLS ARE FUCKED!!

2007-06-14T14:20:00.000-05:00

FROM THE WEBSITE:

Here you'll find Pedal Pumping videos and pictures of sexy young girls who got stuck hopeless with their car, jeep, suv or van in the mud, snow, sand clay or wet gras.

I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE MURDERBALL WITH THESE

2007-06-09T15:16:00.000-05:00

HOPEFULLY ITS GOT BETTER BALANCE THAN THIS FUCKER

THESE GUYS AIR-HUMP TO PROVE HETEROSEXUALITY

2007-06-06T12:56:00.000-05:00

AND NOW CHOREOGRAPHED

THE RUSSIAN ANSWER TO THE SEGWAY

2007-06-05T22:43:00.000-05:00

GHETTO MAN ROASTS WHITE SUPERHEROES

2007-06-05T12:31:00.000-05:00

HOW TOPICAL

WHERE TRON GOES TO CHILL OUT

2007-06-04T12:29:00.000-05:00

(VIA CHAN53)

JUST ANOTHER AWESOME 80S VIDEO

2007-06-04T11:16:00.000-05:00

(VIA HIMA)

SUPERMAN HAS WAY MORE FUN IN INDIA

2007-05-24T13:11:00.000-05:00

THE ONLY COOL THING IN BASEBALL

2007-05-24T12:37:00.000-05:00

ALL YOU REALLY NEED TO SEE IS NUMBER 4 (AROUND 1:45). I WISH I COULD SAY THE REST ARE BAD ASS BUT THEY REALLY JUST PROVE HOW BASEBALLERS ARE JUST FUCKIN WEAK SAUCE.

EXCEPT THIS IS PRETTY SWEET:

MUSLIM MICKEY MOUSE JUST AS RACIST AS ORIGINAL

2007-05-20T17:00:00.000-05:00

(VIA VICTOR)

GERMAN CHILDREN DONT LIKE COMPUTERS

2007-05-17T22:37:00.000-05:00

POSITIVE THINKING POSITIVE THINKING POSITIVE THINKING

FAT ITALIAN DUDE SINGS (DISCO)

2007-05-17T22:04:00.000-05:00

I IMAGINE THIS IS WHAT RECONSTRUCTIONIST SERVICES ARE LIKE

IF THIS BAND WEREN'T POISON THEY'D BE GOOD

2007-05-17T21:51:00.000-05:00

THEY'RE LIKE IF GWAR HAD BEEN AS BIG OF AN INFLUENCE AS THEY SHOULDA BEEN

AT LEAST THEY LIKE TERMINATOR A LOT

ALSO HERE'S A SONG OF THIERS ABOUT GUNS

DRILLING INTO THE SKY WITH BUILDINGS

2007-05-17T21:50:00.000-05:00

ITALO DISCO IS KIND OF WEIRD

2007-05-07T20:35:00.000-05:00

LEGEND OF ZELDA: A LINK TO THE SASS

2007-05-02T20:46:00.000-05:00

HI, MY NAME IS THE 80'S, AND I'M AWESOME

2007-04-30T09:49:00.000-05:00

(VIA CHANNEL 53)

PUNCH OUT THE TIME CLOCK

2007-04-26T20:18:00.001-05:00

CRAIGSLIST POST KNOWS WHAT HIPSTERS WANT:

Casting Call for Mike Tyson's Punchout

Reply to: job-318093292@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-04-24, 5:43PM EDT

Capacity Films and SamDar Productions is conducting an on going casting call for Mike Tysons Punchout. An independent film based off the original video game. Many roles have been filled, but we are still currently looking for the following...

VON KAISER - 25+/Caucasian/Mustached

KING HIPPO - 21+/Any Ethnicity/Overweight & Bald

SODA POPINSKI - 25+/Caucasian/Tall

SUPER MARIO

We also need tons of Extras to fill up the boxing pavillion:

-Fight Crowd
-Photographers
-Yakuza Mobsters
-Ring Girls

LIFE IMITATES THREE NINJAS

2007-04-16T20:46:00.000-05:00

THE COMMENTS ARE PRETTY AWESOME TOO

SHAQ ATTACKS, DOES NOT LOOK BACK

2007-04-15T15:31:00.000-05:00

UPDATE: REPOSTED VIDEO, SECOND ANGLE, SNARKY COMMENTATORS

ANOTHER ORWELLIAN APPLE AD

2007-04-15T14:27:00.000-05:00

VIA GIZMODO

SO THIS IS WHO INVENTED DAFT PUNK & THE KNIFE

2007-04-06T11:57:00.000-05:00

&

RESPECTIVELY

(THE LATTER FROM CHUNNEL 53

THIS MAN'S SUIT IS MADE OF EVERYTHING

2007-04-04T12:14:00.000-05:00

VIA CHANNEL 53 OF COURSE

AT LEAST THESE DOGS AINT NARCOLEPTIC

2007-04-03T14:10:00.000-05:00

LUDACRISLY HIGH

2007-03-29T05:19:00.001-05:00

GET YOUR VOLTRON

2007-03-26T10:42:00.000-05:00

GOODIE MOB, FAT JOE, COMMON, MACK10, AND AFRIKA BAMBAATAA!!!! IF I COULD MAKE THESE CAPITALS ANY MORE CAPITAL, I WOULD!!

UPDATE: WIKIPEDIA INFORMS ME THAT THE FIRST FOUR ARTISTS RESPECTIVELY REPRESENT SOUTHERN, EAST COAST, MIDWEST, AND WEST COAST HIP-HOP. OF COURSE AFRIKA IS THE UNITIVE GRANDPA OF HIP HOP, AND THUS HIS SPINNING BASS THRONE SITS IN VOLTRON'S HEAD.

LASER-ROAST COFFEE

2007-03-25T18:29:00.000-05:00

VIA GIZMODO

RUPAUL IN COMMERCIAL FOR GAY PICKLES

2007-03-25T16:14:00.000-05:00

VIA CHANNEL FIDDY THREE

HR GIGER COUNTER REGISTERING DANGEROUS LEVELS

2007-03-24T15:06:00.000-05:00

GIGER GIGER GIGER GIGER GIGER GIGER GIGER GIGER DEBBIE HARRY GIGER GIGER GIGER GIGER

METHOD MAN AND ODB ARE SO HIGH! HOW HIGH ARE THEY?

2007-03-20T20:46:00.000-05:00

THIS IS PART 4

HERES 1, 2, and 3.

I RECOMMEND WATCHING THEM IN BACKWARDS ORDER.

JAPANESE INVENT CHIMP+DOG FITNESS CHAMPS

2007-03-19T12:49:00.000-05:00

THEYRE ALWAYS ONE STEP AHEAD OF US

ITALO STAR WARS

2007-03-15T13:40:00.000-05:00

WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF LUKE SKYWALKER SMOKED UP WITH DAFT PUNK AND MADE SOME JAMS?? ITALO DISCO STAR KOTO HAS THE MUSICAL ANSWER!!

IF ANYBODY WOULD LIKE TO SUBMIT ANOTHER ANSWER (IN ANY MEDIUM), PLEASE FEEL FUCKIN FREE TO DO SO.

A FUCKING ROBOT

2007-02-28T22:16:00.000-05:00

(VIA GIZMODO)

TRON SHOES TRON SHOES TRON SHOES

2007-02-28T21:36:00.000-05:00

"OH HEY DUDE NICE REEBS. SHOULD BE GOOD FOR THIS SPELUNKING ADVENTURE WERE ABOUT TO EMBARK ON"

"OKAY HERES THE FIRST CAVE, IT LOOKS PRETTY DARK. OH SHIT WATCH OUT YOURE ABOUT TO STEP IN BAT SHI— HO MY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD"

"WHAT THE FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF"

"NICE UPS!!!!"

"FUCKIN GOD MANDOG, YOU FUCKIN ACE!"

THESE TRON SHOES HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH THE INTERNET. EXCEPT BEING AWESOME AND I GUESS THE TRON WORLD IS A LOT LIKE WHAT THE INTERNET MUST LOOK LIKE TO ALL THE ANTHROPOMORPHIC BYTES LIVING INSIDE IT.

BE A TRON MAN, DOG!

(VIA HIGHSNOBIETY)

DUDE WITH NO NUTS GETS MOCKED FOR SOME REASON

2007-02-27T16:08:00.000-05:00

FURBY. IN. MICROWAVE. OVEN. FUCK, MAN. FUCK.

2007-02-26T21:26:00.000-05:00

TURKISH STAR WARS LEGITIMIZED BY ALT METAL

2007-02-26T18:04:00.000-05:00

RUSSIAN SURREALISM: EVEN TALKING ANIMALS GET DRUNK

2007-02-23T16:31:00.000-05:00

ALSO, THE FAIRIES AND GNOMES GET CRUNK

VIA WFMU

FRESH PRINCE PUTS THE RAP IN RAPE

2007-02-23T02:07:00.000-05:00

NICE RIDE

GERMANS SHOW US YOU CAN MAKE MUSIC WITH COMPUTERS

2007-02-18T04:02:00.000-05:00

FELL IN LOVE WITH A GIRL ON COMMODORE 64

OR

TAKE ON ME IN GERMANY

OR HOW ABOUT

VEIRD SCIENCE

(WIA CHANNEL 53)

PRISON PERSONALS

2007-02-13T12:15:00.000-05:00

WWW.HOTPRISONPALS.COM FUCK YEAHH!!!!!!!

We bring you pen pals looking for love -- that just happen to be incarcerated.

"HOW IT WORKS":

WHAT YOU GET:

EVERYBODY SHITS AND FUCKING SINGS ABOUT IT

2007-02-08T19:58:00.000-05:00

AND THE MICROSOFT CEO GOES FUCKING NUTS

2007-02-08T11:02:00.000-05:00

I LOVE THIS COCAINE

WINDOWS AD THINKS 9 TO 5 IS A JOKE

2007-02-08T10:57:00.000-05:00

WHY DO THEY WAIT UNTIL THE END CREDITS TO USE THE MISSION IMPOSSIBLE THEME?

WIKIPEDIA VANDALIZED BY SALAMANDER MARK?

2007-02-08T03:19:00.000-05:00

DOING DEEP RESEARCH FOR DOLLARZ

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salamander

DOGS RAPPIN BOUT CRACK, YO MAMA

2007-02-07T16:43:00.000-05:00

WAY BEFORE JUELZ, CLIPSE, AND FUCKIN WILMER

WHEN FIREWORKS ATTACK

2007-01-29T18:03:00.000-05:00

AND THE WORST ONE OF ALL

TRANSLANGTION UPDATE

2007-01-29T00:04:00.000-05:00

THE SITE DOES MOVIE LINES TOO!!!

http://slangcity.com/movie_quote/index.htm

ITS HARD OUT THERE FOR A MANAGER OF PROSTITUTES

2007-01-28T23:24:00.000-05:00

ARE YOU CONSTANTLY CONFUSED AS TO WHAT THOSE NUTTY RAPPERS AND ROCKERS ARE TALKING ABOUT IN THEIR FUCKING SONGS???

http://slangcity.com/songs/index.htm!!!!

THIS SITE WILL HELP YOU GET FAMILIAR!!!!!

LIKE, JAY Z IS REALLY SAYING:

If you're having girl problems I feel bad for you, young man
I've got 99 problems but a woman isn't one of them

AND WATCH OUT FOR THE GAME CAUSE:

If a man steps on my white Nike Air Force One sneakers and makes them dirty
I will murder him

AND NO WONDER TWISTA RAPS SO FAST, HE'S GOTTA CRAM IN PERFECT SENTENCE STRUCTURE AND SYNTAX:

My ladies that are always drinking expensive Cristal champagne,
Always looking nice, wearing diamond belly button jewelry or bracelets
Girls that have large attractive thighs - I want to have sex with them in Chicago.
They'll have sex with R. Kelly and myself.

DON'T FORGET, THEY DO ROCK SONGS TOO:

WEIRD AL DOES DEVO BETTER THAN DEVO

2007-01-26T11:49:00.000-05:00

APPARENTLY MOTHERSBAUGH CALLED THIS THE PERFECT DEVO SONG

IT WAS ALSO IN TRANSFORMERS!!! HOW COME THE HIPSTERS ARENT ALL OVER THIS BITCH??

MENEATER

2007-01-25T16:28:00.000-05:00

EVERYBODY LOVES A UTAHN

2007-01-25T12:11:00.000-05:00

FINALLY, A WEBSITE THAT CATALOGS SUCH TYPICAL UTAH NAMES AS TAYGON, GATOBON, JILBEAR, LACLEDE, SPIJKER, T-VIVE, AND THANKFUL FLOOD.

HUNDREDS MORE:
http://wesclark.com/ubn/

FROM THE CREATOR'S PSEUDO-DISCLAIMER:

Perhaps the name lists on the left (by no means comprehensive) will amuse you. Perhaps they will offend you. Perhaps you will find your name, or the name of a relative, on them. Or perhaps you will be so enchanted by a particular name that you'll want to bestow it upon one of your own offspring. If that is your plan, first do this: go to the back door, fling it open and yell the name at the top of your lungs six or eight times, because that's how it's going to be heard for the next eighteen years. And remember, when little Wynante (boy or girl, you choose) grows up, you'll have to live with the consequences.

THEY GET TO CHOOSE THEIR BABY'S GENDER!

GERMAN 80S POP ABOUT SPACE

2007-01-21T13:04:00.000-05:00

TV COMMERCIALS MAKE US HATE THE PAST 25 YEARS

2007-01-21T12:07:00.000-05:00

KYLIE DOMINATED BY LOVE, ACID

2007-01-21T12:06:00.000-05:00

SLC "PUN"K

2007-01-19T21:42:00.000-05:00

http://www.sconecutter.com

ORSON WELLES COMPETES WITH COPPOLA WINE

2007-01-17T12:21:00.000-05:00

DIO-TOPIA

2007-01-12T21:14:00.000-05:00

MCDONALDS WEBSITE IS ASIAN

2007-01-12T20:29:00.000-05:00

http://www.i-am-asian.com/

YEAR OF THE DOG, YEAR OF THE DOG

HEADBANGERS BAWL

2007-01-12T12:02:00.000-05:00

WHAT TEDDY ROOSEVELT SHOULD'VE DONE

2007-01-09T21:34:00.000-05:00

SUPERLATIVES CANNOT DESCRIBE HOW FUCKT UP THIS IS

http://www.efukt.com/view.php?id=1592

NOT SAFE FOR WORK OR ANYTHING EXCEPT A KKK RALLLY

THE FLASH IS A FAT KID

2007-01-08T11:03:00.000-05:00

VIA THE DOPE KIDS AT CHANNEL 53

TINFOIL DUMMIES ATTACK FLESH&BLOOD DUMMIES

2007-01-08T02:38:00.000-05:00

FROM THE SAME GUYS IN THE LAST POST

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PS1TjBh9cyg
EMBEDDING DISABALLED!!!!! BUT IF YOUVE NEVER SEEN A TINFOIL MAN WITH A TINFOIL DICK BEFORE, I SUGGEST YOU CHECK THIS ISH OUT.

THIS IS ABOUT A PLUMBER WHO IS RAPED

2007-01-06T22:33:00.000-05:00

FURRY RAVE FURRY RAVE FURRY RAVE

2007-01-05T03:58:00.000-05:00

THE REAL GHOST RIDER NEVER CRASHED HIS WHIP

2007-01-05T03:44:00.000-05:00

THE KNIFE MAKE US FORGET THE PAST 25 YEARS

2007-01-04T05:20:00.000-05:00

UGLIEST RAPPER DENIES UGLINESS WITH RAP

2007-01-02T20:16:00.000-05:00

IT TAKES ABOUT A MINUTE-TWENTY TO GET PAST SOME SILENT-HILL-ESQUE BULLSHIT, BUT BY GOD IS IT WORTH IT

THIS IS LIKE "WHAT'S UP FATLIP" WITHOUT THE BENEFITS

THAT'S NOT TO SAY THIS ISN'T THE BEST RAP VIDEO OF ALL OF RAP

GUNS DROOL, THIS THING ROOLS

2006-12-30T01:57:00.000-05:00

JAPANESE INVENT ROBOT THAT DOESN'T LIKE BEING ANNOYED

2006-12-27T23:13:00.000-05:00

VIA CHANNEL 53

WIKIPEDIA GETS VANDALIZED BY GAY LOVE NOTE

2006-12-27T17:13:00.000-05:00

DOING DEEP RESEARCH FOR THE LAST POST I CAME ACROSS THIS

WHICH IS A WIKIPEDIA ENTRY THAT STARTS OFF WITH:

Will Heylings im so sorry about the ball i hope this amazing wikipedia page makes up for it bahaha i bet it gets deleted b4 u see it but oh well ly in a non gay way

IF U KNOW WILL HEYLINGS PLEASE TELL HIM TO JUST LET IT GO

ANCIENT BEER OPENER DISCOVERED

2006-12-27T17:06:00.000-05:00

THANK GOD ARCHIMEDES CAME ALONG AND INVENTED THE LOCK-AND-POP METHOD, EUREKA!

DEATH OF A QUESTION MARK GUY

2006-12-26T17:28:00.000-05:00

ACT ONE: BURSTS OUT

ACT TWO: SELLS OUT

ACT THREE: BURNS OUT

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2M7LihKK3cg
(EMBEDDING DISABLED!! BUT IF YOU WANT TO SEE HOW RITALIN WORKS, CLICK DAT LINK)

NYTIMES REPLIES TO MY LAST POST

2006-12-26T00:36:00.000-05:00

FROM AN 11/19/06 ARTICLE BY MY LADY LOLA OGUNNAIKE:

Sporting architectural haircuts that haven’t been seen since the Reagan administration and clothes that looked borrowed from the closets of Run-D.M.C. and Theo Huxtable, a group of young black men who call themselves the Retro Kids were turning heads the other evening at a party for Parish, a new urban clothing line.

“When we walk down the street, people look at us like we’ve been stuck in a time capsule for 15 years,” said Ladaz Marshall, 20, who was wearing snug acid-washed jeans, leopard-print high-top Pumas and a Reebok track jacket from 1988 that he found on eBay. “But this is how we really dress every day. We love it.”

The crew of eight range in age from 18 to 27 and hail from Brooklyn, Queens and Long Island. Many attend Nassau Community College and they all share an obsession for all things ’80s: hip-hop films like “Beat Street,” “Krush Groove” and “Breakin’ ”; ancient gadgets like the beeper; dances like the Running Man and Roger Rabbit.

SHE ALSO SUBVERSIVELY KNOCKS JAY Z OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

MIAMI BASS CADETS

2006-12-25T13:27:00.000-05:00

SOUL PLANE + CAR/BOOTY SHOW

SKI-DOS + RAINBOWS

YES + ESG

THIS VIDEO IS ABOUT SOMETHING I THINK

2006-12-24T19:07:00.000-05:00

WHO KNEW DAVID LEE ROTH COULD GET UGLIER

DANCING MIDGET SLAPS

2006-12-24T18:57:00.000-05:00

WATCH HIM DANCE

WII CONTROLLER USED IN FIGHT

2006-12-24T18:43:00.000-05:00

THE MONKS FUCK WITH GERMAN TV

2006-12-24T18:35:00.000-05:00

ROYGBIVROYGBIVROYGBIV

2006-12-24T18:08:00.000-05:00